Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
Yayy thanks for asking :)
56. Favorite color?
Used to be pink for almost my entire life but idk i’m not feeling that strong about it lately so maybe still pink for old times sake but at the same time i’m just cool with all colors?
81. Favorite TV show?
I’d like to say teen wolf but this season has disappointed me on new levels so idk now
119. Favorite book?
This is impossible to answer. Hmm probably one of the Harry Potter books because sentimentality and it’s september 1st so yeah
121. Are you mean?
My friends sometimes introduce me to people as Satan what does that tell you i’m a fucking bitch in all the worst possible ways
126. Are you currently bored?
Oh hell. Bored doesn’t even begin to describe it. I mean I’m ALWAYS bored. It’s just like part of my personality by now, everything bores me. But I’ve been stuck in this fucking place for a month with nothing to do I’m about ready to jump off a bridge rn I’m past bored and into whole new levels
i hate it when people call me funny because i feel like i have to say something really funny again and i just can’t handle that pressure
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.